So Nawaz Sharif is going to get fired and it’s pretty damn imminent. Obviously he’s going to need a new job, he may get his assets confiscated and lose his job. We’ve got him covered though, and I’m sure some of these career options will fit him like a glove.
Paye Wala
Everyone knows Mian Sahab’s love for paye. If he has to step down, being a paye wala would be a passionately motivated career move for him. If he goes to another city, he can just open up a franchise there too, since he will no longer have a helicopter to deliver paye to him no mo. Plus, he sort of fits the paye wala archetype (minus the hard working part).
Sports Coach
Apparently he tried being a cricketer back in his youth, and now it’s his time to shine. He could be one of those cliched cricket coaches for kids, the clueless, potbellied kind, and teach kids how to play cricket or soccer while teaching them anti-Imran propaganda. Bik gai hai ye cricket.
Plus sized model
It is 2017 and plus sized models are being celebrated all over the world. Nawaz Sharif was practically born for this job, he could be Pakistan’s first male plus sized model. When he finally reaches Paris Fashion Week, he could inspire several other plus sized persons to embrace their inner beauty while shovelling paye down their throats.
Traffic Warden
I’m not entirely sure if he’d be let into the civil service after his antics, but if he does, we’ve got another viable career option for him. He would make the perfect traffic warden. Riding around on his flashy bike, catching criminals who disobey traffic rules, and then asking them for rishwat. I mean, really, he can’t do any better than this.
Model for tragic medical posters
‘Kya aap apne girte baalon se pareshan hain? Abhi ganjaypan ka khaatma karein’, ‘Kya aap pareshaani ka shikar hain? Abhi hamare doctor se ruju karein or apni pareshani ka hal nikalein.’ These taglines plastered over a picture of him looking tragically pensive would make for a perfect advertisement while plunging him into eternal stardom.
Mian sahaaaab, hamari nasihat le lein. You may be needing a new job soon, so better start applying now.
Ameera Mehmood
I love cats, Marlboro Reds and dying my hair weird colours.
